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Post by michael on Nov 25, 2010 1:09:47 GMT -5
This a forum game in which one person makes a wish, and other person twisted it like so:
Me: I wish Kingdom Hearts was real
Next Person to post: Granted, but soon heartless take over all worlds, and no one can save us.
I wish for a pony.
Person after that:Etc
See how it works? Well I'm gonna start us off.
I wish that my homework could do it's self and get me an A.
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Post by Marluxia on Nov 25, 2010 1:20:00 GMT -5
Wish granted! Buuut... your teacher thinks that you cheated, since all your homework is perfect, unlike your classwork (especially since you no longer need to study through doing homework), so they fail you in the entire class.
I wish for a new laptop.
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Post by michael on Nov 25, 2010 1:28:24 GMT -5
Granted, but the laptop breaks down right when you turn it on.
I wish I had PSP so I could play BBS
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Post by Marluxia on Nov 25, 2010 1:50:31 GMT -5
Granted, but thirty seconds into the game, the PSP's battery dies. As it turns out, the battery doesn't work properly, and it can only hold a charge for half a minute. (In addition, a charger was not granted in the wish.)
I wish that I was incredibly wealthy.
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Post by michael on Nov 25, 2010 2:38:41 GMT -5
Grantet, but all that money goes into your head. And you trap yourself with your money, cutting yourself off from the outside world. In which you die alone.
(Try to miss up this wish)
I wish that this wish couldn't be twisted around like my others.
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Post by Marluxia on Nov 25, 2010 3:16:50 GMT -5
Granted, but... you wasted a wish on absolutely nothing! So, instead of being twisted, you simply receive no prize to your wish!
I wish for... a cupcake.
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Post by Cinnamon on Nov 25, 2010 10:49:07 GMT -5
Wish granted, however, there was a cook that accidentally mixed Mercury into the frosting. In other words, you die.
I wish for a hostile kitten.
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Post by michael on Nov 25, 2010 12:15:23 GMT -5
Granted, said kitten ends up killing you in your sleep
I wish that it would rain dollars bills.
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Post by Cinnamon on Nov 25, 2010 19:45:03 GMT -5
Your wish has been granted, though instead of dollar bills, boiling hot dollar coins fall from the sky and meld onto your skin. You become rather famous due to your skin, but can't spend a penny of it.
I wish for a plane that explodes mid flight.
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Post by Marluxia on Nov 25, 2010 19:53:01 GMT -5
Granted! But... it's a toy plane. Full of spoiled milk. And you just happen to be the only one nearby when it explodes.
I wish for a pet penguin.
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Post by Cinnamon on Nov 25, 2010 20:12:10 GMT -5
Granted, but the pet penguin turns out to be stuffed. Only it's smooth skin and beady marble eyes remain.
I wish for a Dinosmore.
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Post by Marluxia on Nov 25, 2010 20:58:25 GMT -5
Granted, but the Dinosmore attacks your head! A confused passerby mistakes Dinosmore for a strange looking smore, and, to heat the marshmallow part, lights your hair on fire! It is effective, however, the passerby leaves, upset, as the Dinosmore melts onto your scalp in a gooey mess of chocolate and marshmallow.
I wish for a new bass guitar.
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Post by Cinnamon on Nov 25, 2010 21:15:43 GMT -5
MY HAIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. *clears throat* Wish Granted. >.> The new bass guitar was built in a third world country, and falls apart after one song. A couple of chords strike your face, leaving a few nasty scars!
I wish for a bowl of soup and a Hawaiian roll to go with it.
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Post by Marluxia on Dec 7, 2010 2:02:36 GMT -5
I suppose I'll just have to get those 'miracle scar removal' creams and hope like crazy they work. *punches Zex for being mean* >.> XD Anywaaay,
Wish granted! But it turns out you're horribly allergic to a 'mystery' ingredient in the soup! And... let's face it. That Hawaiian roll kind of sucked.
I wish for... an amazing book.
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Post by Cinnamon on Dec 10, 2010 0:25:10 GMT -5
The book is amazing. So amazing that you can never speak of anything again, due to the perplexity of it all. Your mind was blown, and now you question the meaning of life.
I wish for a small shred of tin foil.
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